Svelato il codice sorgente di Windows XP!

Scoop dell'ultim'ora inviatomi da Paolo e attinto da Napolux.

Lo riporto integralmente finchè le forche non brandiranno il mio collo! :-P 

  1. /* Source Code - Windows XP*/
  2.  
  3. #include "win31.h"
  4.  
  5. #include "win95.h"
  6.  
  7. #include "win98.h"
  8.  
  9. #include "workst~1.h"
  10.  
  11. #include "evenmore.h"
  12.  
  13. #include "oldstuff.h"
  14.  
  15. #include "billrulz.h"
  16.  
  17. #include "monopoly.h"
  18.  
  19. #include "backdoor.h"
  20.  
  21. #define INSTALL = HARD
  22.  
  23. char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
  24.  
  25. void main() {
  26.  
  27. while(!CRASHED) {
  28.  
  29. display_copyright_message();
  30.  
  31. display_bill_rules_message();
  32.  
  33. do_nothing_loop();
  34.  
  35. if (first_time_installation) {
  36.  
  37. make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
  38.  
  39. do_nothing_loop();
  40.  
  41. totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
  42.  
  43. search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
  44.  
  45. make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
  46.  
  47. disable_Netscape();
  48.  
  49. disable_RealPlayer();
  50.  
  51. disable_Lotus_Products();
  52.  
  53. hang_system();
  54.  
  55. } //if
  56.  
  57. write_something(anything);
  58.  
  59. display_copyright_message();
  60.  
  61. do_nothing_loop();
  62.  
  63. do_some_stuff();
  64.  
  65. if (still_not_crashed) {
  66.  
  67. display_copyright_message();
  68.  
  69. do_nothing_loop();
  70.  
  71. basically_run_windows_31();
  72.  
  73. do_nothing_loop();
  74.  
  75. } // if
  76.  
  77. } //while
  78.  
  79. if (detect_cache())
  80.  
  81. disable_cache();
  82.  
  83. if (fast_cpu()) {
  84.  
  85. set_wait_states(lots);
  86.  
  87. set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
  88.  
  89. set_mouse(action,jumpy);
  90.  
  91. set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
  92.  
  93. } //if
  94.  
  95. /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  96.  
  97. /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  98.  
  99. /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  100.  
  101. /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  102.  
  103. /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  104.  
  105. /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  106.  
  107. printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
  108.  
  109. if (system_ok())
  110.  
  111. crash(to_dos_prompt)
  112.  
  113. else
  114.  
  115. system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
  116.  
  117. while(something) {
  118.  
  119. sleep(5);
  120.  
  121. get_user_input();
  122.  
  123. sleep(5);
  124.  
  125. act_on_user_input();
  126.  
  127. sleep(5);
  128.  
  129. } // while
  130.  
  131. create_general_protection_fault();
  132.  
  133. } // mai

Fonte: Napolux.

Ringrazio, inoltre, Napolux per avermi fatto conoscere quest'interessantissimo plug-in per il code highlight.

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